Being the father of two boys is pretty much the same thing as being the father of piranhas.
Throw them a hunk of meat (or any other item that's edible) and it's gone in seconds.
Slightly exaggerated for effect?
Not much!
We can buy 2 gallons of milk and the cow is drained in a matter of hours.
Maybe we need a real cow.
Our homeowners association would never go for it.
Neither would my wife.
We've agreed: no more pets.
"But honey... the cow isn't really a pet... she's a real contributor to the family.
She's earning her keep.
She's not just a consumer."
I practiced saying those words out loud right now.
Even I know it'll never work.
Moooooooving right along.......!
Click on this link for some ideas on How to Feed Your Family on $100 Dollars a Week:
Of course there has to be a disclaimer in there somewhere if you've got a couple of piranhas in the family.
I say that with the greatest love and respect.
Love because they're my boys.
Respect because I know what can happen if.
If I don't keep my hands and feet away from their mouths when they're hungry.
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